USB Chainsaw - Parody or The Perfect Cubicle Weapon?

We never saw this coming. If this isn't some 2010 April Fool's joke leaked too early, the i.Saw Chainsaw possibly opens a whole new category of USB weaponry tools. The i.Saw is reportedly no larger than the size of a regular keyboard, and it is built with touch plastic and lightweight alloy to reduce the weight for the chainsaw for office use(?).

The company almost has everything listed on their website from dimensions to weight, guide bar length and different safety features. The only and most important thing left to answer is how they figured out feeding enough juice from a 5W USB 2.0 port to move those sharp chains at a speed that can cut through different woods. Unfortunately, the folks behind i.Saw hid their website's WHOIS record so we couldn't check if the same group of people has previously tried to pull hoax on the blog community. The device is listed for merely $59.95. You could sign up for pre-order, and wait to see if the i.Saw USB chainsaw will actually materialize in September - the estimated shipping month.