Artsy $1200 Mouse has No Jewels, Deadly Lasers or Gold

The days of government spending and the $900 hammer are all but over (or at least obscured from view) but this mouse begs for their return. The ridiculously priced wireless mouse breaks the bank at a whopping $1200. Never has a mouse craved so much cheese than the one bred from the artists at Intelligent Design. This mouse skillfully rendered to our desktops might more suitably find a home in a Ferrari or a Tesla Roadster with its hand-crafted titanium (not sure how that one works) form. It sports the requisite 3 buttons and a neodymium scroll wheel. The rare earth neodymium has long been known to promote better spending err spinning, it's about time it was included in a mouse.

To give you just a little more for you money they include a USB BT dongle for pairing with this elegant. Although, that may be little comfort to you as you commit a house payment for this fancy clicker. They also graciously include the 2 AAA batteries it runs on. When you add up the value of all those freebies it brings the price down to... well it's still pretty much $1200. Currently, this mouse isn't for sale it's on display. If you are interested in buying please have your butler kindly click this link for you.