The Cake IS a Lie, But the Flash Drive is Delicious

It seems that Captain Literal works in a bakery. In a story that you couldn't make up, a order screw-up for the records books is circling the intarwebs now. A custom cake creator took an order to create a cake of a certain office boss. This is a fairly standard order for this particular cake maker, they will make cakes in any shape or variety. "No problem". As instructed the client brings in a thumb drive with a picture of the boss to be immortalized in frosting. That's when it gets silly.

A junior cake baker got pointed to the drive as their next assignment and either did recognize it as a drive that would hold pictures or was woozy from eating the decorative soaps. A few hours later the cake showed up where it was intended the blunder was photographed in all its glory. Behold! "Special" dialog can be found here. Someone check the cake to see if it contains any of the Army's secret files.