Newman (not so)Cool Man MP3 Badge for your Shirt

If you rolled out of bed this morning and popped your iPod into your pocket ready for another commute to work and thought to yourself, man I wish my iPod would stick to my shirt, you are in luck. Thanks to Newman you can now proudly display the fact that you have a MP3 player by wearing it on your shirt like one of those pieces of flair the wait staff had to wear in Office Space.

The Newman Cool Man MP3 player really isn't all that cool and reminds me of a radiation badge from the hospital. The device has a tiny OLED display and can play MP3 and WMA tracks. The device also includes a built-in mic. Presumably that feature would allow you to press the device and record voice memos in an ode to Star Trek. Pricing information is unknown and storage capacity is a mere 1GB. If you want a wearable MP3 player that is more durable and waterproof to wear while playing in the pool this summer check out the Ubanana uCan instead.