USB Sucker Projects Images into Your Mind (Eh??)

There are some mysteries when it comes to the world of candy. Two of the big ones are how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop and can you really blow your head off mixing Pop Rocks and Coke. We can now add the mystery of how Eye Candy works. The maker says you put the USB sucker on your tongue and it projects an image into your mind.

We're wondering if the sucker shape is the real message to the suckers who buy these things. Supposedly, the concept is based on real research. The Eye Candy is available in six different varieties that are different flavors and project different images like a fish, spider, or an arrow pointing down. We're also a bit confused on whether these are actually candy or if they just have a candy shape. Pricing is unknown and you have to email for availability. A rather ominous warning on the site says never mix flavors. The manufacturer probably thinks a fragile human mind can't handle two images at once (??). It appears that the device gets power from the USB port.