Be a Geek God with a USB Tan

March 31st, 2006

DON'T MISS

The wonderful geeks over at ThinkGeek have a great new product that will allow you to get a nice tan, while you play your favorite video game. Now even if you never go outside, you can still look like you have a life. And you get to wear a really cool set of goggles while tanning that are sure to improve your game.

The USB tan device uses four ultra-violet WOLFFE 100 watt bulbs to give you that nice golden tan you so desire. A variable setting knob controls the amount of sun kissed goodness your skin is exposed to. Completely USB powered, no external power adapter is needed. Once you finish tanning, you can also use the system to keep your burgers warm.

Update: BTW- If you haven't figured it out yet, this was a joke and yes we knew it was a joke when it was posted! April fools!

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