USB Filtration Mask, Dumbest USB Device Ever?

Yes, just what the world needs a USB powered filtration mask. Supposedly, you plug this thing into the USB port on your computer and fans inside suck air into the filter and clean the air before it gets to your lungs. The only thing I can say is it looks really stupid. I’m not sure what the captions with the pictures say, but allow me to translate anyway.

1. My boss is so disgusting; I have to wear this mask to keep the stench of his Old Spice out of my nose.
2. Boss says, “You look dead sexy in that mask, try this much uglier one instead or I’ll fire you.” Secretary says, “Please no! Last week you made me wear those ugly USB heating gloves!”
3. Nooo…I look like a Storm Trooper! Someone kill me now!
4. Later today, I plan to pee in my boss’s coffee!

Perhaps my translations are off, nonetheless if you wear one of these you deserve to have someone pee in your coffee.