Well, it seems that someone buried deep in a lab somewhere, someone that had never actually seen a woman on THIS side of a computer screen has a new widget for you. Hoping that the thermodynamic verity that heat makes things expand would apply, Thanko has shamelessly placed this
USB Breast Warmer up for sale on its Japanese site. Like the
body,
feet and
leg warmers before them, the breast warmers harness the immense power of the USB port to bring a comforting glow to mammaries within a 3 foot range.
To further confound you, the C-shaped design and unsettling mannequin suggest that the underside of the breast needs the warming. Huh? Even the writers of "Lost" are shrugging at this thing in dismay. This soon to be gag gift will cost you $22 and your dignity. And please remember, it's definitely USB powered, no questions about whether it takes AA batteries or double D's.
Via Gizmodo
By Ian Chiu on January 14th, 2009
