USB Typing Speedometer Mouse, Not What it Sounds Like

If you type lots throughout the day, want to know how fast exactly you are typing and don’t mind the ridicule that comes with owning something as stupid as this USB Speed Typing Mouse read on. Don’t get confused this isn’t the pointing type of mouse, rather this is a mouse character that sits on an exercise bike. The faster you type the faster the little rodent pedals and your typing speed is displayed on the LCD readout. I have no idea what exactly it displays on the LCD but one could assume it to be words per minute. The little mouse hooks into the USB port of your computer and would look great (not!) on your desk right next to your USB humping dog. I guess you could challenge yourself to typing tests and beat your personal best number if you are extra geeky. You can get your own USB Speed Typing Mouse for $40, which is about $39 too much if you ask me.