Well, you can flash a gang sign but we can't promise it will net you a whole lot of street cred. You can finally stake out the local computer lab as your 'hood for you and your posse. No longer will people have to wonder to whom they owe protection money, when you label your USB port prominently with an
"East Side" USB flash drive. These 2 GB flash drives will let you mime "East Side", "West Side",
"Love" or "Change" loud and proud out of your USB pizzle. Depending on your local translations you can also flash; "Fight the Power", "Heavy Metal Rules" or "I have advanced arthritis in my hands".
They have thoughtlessly left out their disclaimer denying responsibility for any gang wars that might be incited by their products. So get one early and sue often. It'll only cost you $35 to get yourself gunned down like Tupac. What's a couple of dollars to become a posthumous rap legend?
Via SoftSailor
Split Stick Lets you Jekyll and Hyde Your Flash Drive
By Ian Chiu on October 19th, 2009
