Pat Says Now Body Mouse: For When You Only Want the Very Breast
When it comes to novelty gadgets, you could say that they come in two large and pretty vaguer categories: tasteful and tasteless. Sometimes a device is both tasteful and tasteless depending on the individuals point of view (just look at the Batman USB flash drives for examples of this as some consider them "cute" and some consider them "sacrilege". ). Sadly, while some skate the edge and some can even be considered stepping over the line and dropping into the tasteless zone... some not only are completely tasteless but actually rebel in it. Take the Pat Says Body Mouse, which is basically a USB mouse which has a form a busty female's torso. Since men like different things... this mouse comes in 7 different models which all boil down to the same mouse, just with different paint jobs. Most come with a paint job of your favourite soccer team (for the football in all of us) like France, Brazil, Britain, etc and then there is what is breast... err best described as the panty model (a.k.a. "limited model") where the body mouse is painted to look like a woman's torso in panties and bra only. To be fair the Pat Says Body Mouse is a fully functional, two button, 1200dpi optical mouse and the reason for the extra large breasts is that they double as your left and right mouse button... and umm... you need to have a good grip for proper double clicking and umm... it's a good idea to make them big and easy to hold? Yeah, we got nothing. This is a totally cheesy and tasteless novelty gadget, and yet for some reason we can really think of a lot of buddies we would like to give it to as a gag gift. Maybe this is the real reason for its design as whether or not you ever really use the thing, the manufacture only cares if you buy it. With a price tag of about $35 it may be right at the edge of what we would buy as a gag gift... but we have spent more on gag gifts for buddies birthday parties in the past.
