USB Dog Learns Sit-up (Can't Hump No More)

Apparently it just isn’t true that you can’t teach old dogs new tricks. Everyone’s favorite USB canine, the USB Humping Dog, seems to have learned something new. Now instead of sitting there and amusing you by actually doing something funny, he instead annoys you and reminds you that your fat butt needs to get to the gym and away from the computer by doing thousands of sit-ups instead.

The USB Exercise Dog is still just as useless as always and doesn’t have any storage or act as a wireless dongle. At least this offers something for the dog lovers that aren’t so fond of the crudeness of having a dog pleasure himself in their USB ports.