USB Humping Dog Doesn't Hump Your Leg

If the USB barking dog just was not disturbing enough for you boy have we found your gadget. How about a USB humping dog, that disturbing enough for you? That's right this little pooch has a USB port in place of his doggie johnson, slip it into your USB port and he humps your computer like there is no tomorrow. It seems that humping your USB port is the only point to this doggy; he has no redeeming qualities like built in flash memory. Ironically, a quote from the Google translation of the original Japanese page gave me a chuckle and seems very appropriate for the humpage, "until it pulls out, it does not stop." Talk about "Cheap and Tawdry".