Thanko's USB Butt Cooler

If you have a problem with your ass being to hot while you sit around gaming in your office chair, Thanko has just the thing for you. A round cushion for your chair that runs off USB that when plugged in blows cooling air onto your hat ass. I guess that if you are prone to rip smelly ones frequently, the cushion could pass as a fart fan as well. I guess this is at least a change from the heating USB devices Thanko so loves to sell in the cold months. I fail to see the use for the device, but I guess those who suffer from warm cheeks may find this buttocks cooling device quite interesting. The rest of us will have to be content simply making fun of the device.